IF YOU LIVED HERE, YOU'D BE HOME NOW IS AVAILABLE!

September 14th, 2010

So far it’s only available on Amazon, but it should start popping up in bookstores soon.  And at Target!  I hope you’ll check it out.  And come visit me on my FB page.  Or in person at any of the booksignings listed there.

I keep feeling like Steve Martin in The Jerk.  Anyone else remember how he gets so excited when the new phonebook comes out and his name is listed?  He cries out, “Things are going to start happening to me!”  And then there’s a smashcut to a crazy man closing his eyes and sticking his finger down randomly in the phonebook, then reading the name his finger is on and saying, “Die, Navin Johnson.”  Yep, that’s me.  All starry-eyed and excited because my book is available on Amazon.

Things are going to start happening to me!

It never works out the way you expected, though, does it?

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